Sorry. I hate it when that happens too. You could try retyping the URL, but the chances are the page has been updated, moved or deleted - or that you followed a link from a website that was using a wrong or outdated address. I'd suggest going back to my homepage - though if you can't find what you're looking for, you can always drop me a line via my contact page. Iā€™m always happy to talk.

But  just so this wasn't a total waste of time, here's a useful fact. Pirates wore eyepatches not because they were all half blind, but so one eye could easily adjust to the sudden lack of light when they went below deck.

True story.